Okay, people. I am quite displeased with Miss Staci right now. She sleeps all day, and she works all night. What's a strapping young bear to do? She hasn't even caught me any salmon like she promised. I don't have any TV, there is no indoor pool facility, and no Lido deck on this ship! In addition, the cruise activities do not fit in with this bear's jet-setting lifestyle. So, I'm exacting revenge. Today, I snuck out of my stateroom and took my own tour of the Oscar Dyson all by myself - something Miss Staci never did for me. I am also on an auxillary mission to find salmon. I also took over her blog to make sure that you have all of the pictures so maybe YOU can enjoy some ship life, too. And if I find a salmon, I'll probably eat it all and there won't be any to share. That's what the Kodiak Brown Bears taught me last week. No sharing!
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While Miss Staci and Miss Cat were out whale watching, I took a tour of the Oscar Dyson. |
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First, I taught myself how to sail in the direction of the Salmon! |
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Excuse me! I would like some order here! I'm trying to hold a meeting about the lack of salmon onboard! What? This is a Pollock ship, you say? Ok. I can eat those, too. |
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Then, I took myself out to the bow of the ship! |
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I found a lounge with a wide selection of movies to watch! |
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The man behind the metal: Mr. Oscar Dyson himself, ladies and gentleman.
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Here I am on the stairs. They are awfully steep - Miss Staci can't even climb them half the time. She's always runninginto walls on this ship. Thank God I am so stealthy and agile, otherwise I would look as silly as she does climbing stairs!
Well, I made it all the way up to the bridge. Here I am sitting in the Captain's chair - Miss Sarah, the XO let me hold the log book, too! She was very busy today avoiding whales, but she let me drive for a little bit. I think that is too stressful, and would much rather enjoy a nice nap instead of having such responsibility.
I think I will spend the afternoon salmon hunting from the flying bridge. If Miss Staci won't catch me any salmon, I guess I gotta go do it myself.
This concludes Marshmallow's tour of the Oscar Dyson. I will now put the computer back exaaaaactly where I found it so Miss Staci doesn't know I hijacked her blog and her camera. I hope you have a good idea of what the ship looks like and you can get a good sense of just how big and incredible it is! After a nice hot meal, I think I might return to whale watching. We've seen at least fifty humpback whales and even more gray whales, even two or three Orca. Miss Staci thinks they are pretty. I think they are food.
Until Next Time,
The Man
The Legend
The Marshmallow |